SBB SEZ, I RECOGNIZE LADDIE BUT WHO'S THE BLONDE?

A MOST UNUSUAL POST ARRIVED TODAY
MY MASTER'S PLEASED - WHAT'S MORE TO SAY ?


AS FOR THE ORDER
"DO NOT TURN THE PAGE
BEFORE THE 26TH HATH ADVANCED YOUR AGE"

LEST THE GRIM REAPER'S MESSAGE
A FELL "C U" - BE TRUE
HE HAS OBEYED
HOW TO RUN A HAPPY HOME
REMINDS HIM OF HIS OWN UNHAPPY TOME
- HOW TO RUIN A HAPPY HOME

AH BUT ALL THAT UNPLEASENTNESS
HAS RECESSED
LIKE THE SUN FADES UNTO THE GLOAM
LIKE ALL FLESH, SINEW AND BONE
SUCUMBS TO DEATH'S SCYTHE AND TURNS TO LOAM

BUT ENOUGH OF SUCH DOGGERAL
THERE'S PAGES MORE
LET'S READ THEM ALL!

FOR PRETTIER LEGS
HE SITS UP AND BEGS

A SUIT FOR RUTH?
HE HUNGERS FOR A BANNANA FORSOOTH

NEXT TIME I'LL BRING MY KNITTING
WHO MIGHT THIS BE?
MADAME DEFARGE?
MASTER BEST GO IN HIDING
AND REMAIN AT LARGE

SOUNDS STRANGE WE KNOW
BUT 'TIS NOT THE MILK OF KINDESS FROM THESE BREASTS THAT FLOWS
SHE SITS, SHE KNITS, SHE READS THE "VINCI ODE"
(& AN OLD ODE IT WAS - & AND OLDER ODER T'WOULD BE)

GOOD HEAVENS!
WHAT DOES SPIDEY
HAVE WITHIN HIS WEB'S THREAD?
A NUDE DEBUTANTE ?
WITH SPIDEY SHE'LL BE WED & BRED?
FOR A MORE PROMINENT TUMMY?
& A NEW DIET WITH MISTER HORNEY?

NOW MY MUSE HAS GONE
BUT WAIT !
THERE'S SYBIL WERDEN WITH MY DEAR OL' GRAND MUM-MUM

FIND YOUR OWN CUT TOM
(THIS BRINGS MASTER FULL CIRCLE
TO THE GRIM REAPER MISTER D)
-OR COULD IT BE
A FAVORITE CUT LIKE - TENDERLOIN?

NOW GAZE INTO THE CRYSTAL BALL
BEST FOOD FOR MAY?
HIS OWN SWEET HONEY?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
60TH ANNIVERSARY!
SELL GREETING CARDS FOR MONEY?
BETTER LOOKING NOW AT NEARLY SIXTY?
........ AH! AT LAST HERMES

UFF DA!

"NEXT PAGE" WILL HAVE TO WAIT ELEVEN DAYS
DIE FRUCHTSCHALE
WITH APPLES AND PEARS
THOUGH LIKELY AS NOT
THE NICEST "PEAR"
REMAINS HIDDEN

A MAGIC BOOK BY ACE SCISSORS ARTIST
SIR BREVERL

MASTER HAS MORE TO SNOOP
BUT NOW HE MUST
TAKE ME OUT TO POOP!